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Old 05-08-2008, 07:59 PM
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Default What makes a 100%

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.



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Old 05-08-2008, 08:06 PM
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Astoundingly good on that one.
 
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haha i love it!
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:48 PM
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You know I have to believe that a good bit of that isn't coincidental.

Good stuff!
 
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I heard this when I first joined the military. It is very true.
 
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hahahha i am borrowing that lol.
 
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I always thought it was funny when I smelled **** when walking pass a "success" person.
 
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lol..good stuff..think ive seen something like that before though
 
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Great post!!
 
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Just great! [sm=smiley32.gif]

There are a few that give 118% on this forum...
 
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