i get more attention from girls with the helmet on so i always wear a helmet ..if they only knew the truth [sm=bustedsign.gif]

 

Not wearing a helmet makes you sofa king we Todd did. [8D]

 

Helmets seem to discomfort the ladies so I wear a Jimmy Hat.

 

I wear a helmet for two reasons. One, I can't stand the noise of the wind. Two, even after that, I don't have anywhere for the chatterbox speakers to listen to my favorite music.

I have no one to impress and better yet, I could give a sh*t what other people think. It's so much quieter with the helmet on!

 

dammit...a homo is a person too, you jerks. But FAT people aren't, so lay off the pink and purple--they did nothing to you that a fat person hasn't already taken six of...minutes in line in front of you at McDonald's, helpings of mayonnaise, noisy pooh plops in a public bathroom, seats in coach on the airline, times longer to get out of an elevator than anyone else. DOWN WITH FAT!

 

yeah really...as if safety wasnt enough of a reason, its more comfortable to enjoyable to wear one!

 

Ya, but rehab is for quiters.

 

k carroll...

you're not my boss are you? his name is k**** Carroll

 

I measured my arms after the gym yesterday...17 1/4 inches. If anyone calls me a homo they never say it to my face.

Theysay it behind my back though...I was friends with this girl that thought I was gay because I never made a move on her. It was right after my divorce and a bunch on girls I knew took me shopping and got my hair cut, basically a makeover, I had gel in my hair and crap like that, but I still had a tag on my new pants. Anyway, I was out one night meeting a buddy of mune, this girl came over to me and cut off the tag and started talking to me. She was cool and I was new on the singles scene after 17 years so I was happy for any kind of attention. But, she was kinda chubby (but a very nice rack) and missing a tooth (ex-stripper), and she wasfun to hang out with.To make a long story short, her and her best friend told my present girlfriend that I was gay since she gave me all the signals for a few months, but I wouldn't go there. I guess even fat girls missing teeth get hit on alot and think that all men have low standards.

Oh yeah, I always wear my helmet, not because of the crash safety so much, but I don't like the wind and somehow, every rock/bug/sand seems to find its way my way when on the road.

 

Well, that's just plain mean.

I guess you would be the type of person that would pass this person up:



and go for someone that looks like this instead:



I think it kind of sucks being a man. Primarily because we are such shallow creatures, being so enveloped in the visual, that we most often overlook the most important parts of the opposite sex, and that is what is on the inside, but that is a double edged sword. Have you ever noticed that the most attractive women can turn ugly because of their personality? I generally don't look at women and say "oh man, she is hot" or stuff like that. I actually get uncomfortable around other men who objectify women, especially my friends. I'm extremely cautious with those type of women and really don't find them attractive until I get to know them. I'm not saying that looks don't play a part. It's just not as high of a priority as it is to most men.

Oh and by the way...those two pictures above; it's the same person http://www.fitbyjen.com/Gallery.aspx

Anyway, back to the subject at hand:

When I was younger...might have been 15 or so, I took my Dad's moped out. Now keep in mind, here is a scrawny Asian kid with a reasonably sized cranium wearing a bright white helmet on a bright red moped sitting at a traffic light. I looked over to the car to the left of me....and the lady had her hands to her mouth and tears coming out of her eyes, shaking up and down from laughing so hard. Yeah, that was gay.