false, i have no idea how old it is or where mars was.

true or false: the person who answers this gets turned on by the monkeys at the zoo with the big nasty purple butts

 

False, I only like watching cows go at it in a pasture

T/F - You are sitting at work waiting for something interesting to come up in the "Off Topic" forum and are having no luck doing so.

 

True. Writing paper work get fu%king boring.

T or F- You have dreams about snorting lines of coke off of a hookers ***.

 

True, while riding in some car you stole from people that picked me up as a hitchhiker LOL

T/F - You wish that it could be socially acceptable to cut off everyone in your life for a few hours or days so that you could have time to yourself without everyone getting pissed. Oh yeah, when this time takes place...you have hundrends of dollars to spend on what ever you wish...like hookers and coke is one chooses to.

 

True - Somestimes I wish I had a few hundred dollars to throw at ppl to leave me alone for a few hrs..lol

T/F - The person below me came up with the hot wife thread so he has something to look at while twisitng his throttle

 

False ~ If twisting of the throttle needs to be done I call one of my many "friends" that are girls. ..sadly this makes for a weak throttle hand [&:]

T/F ~ The person below me rides with a Ipod when they are out and about?

 

False. Don't have an Ipod brand mp3 player and love the sound coming from my engine.

T/F - The person below me wishes they could meet Redd face to face and ride on the back of her Blackbird.

 

True, I will feel safe, Redd canprotect me.
True / False next personsecretly acts like a super hero while dressed up in full gear.

 

True...I also act like a super hero when I am in my chonies and when I get grease on my fingers.
(P.S. you still haven't changed your sperm avatar, eh? )

True or False: The next poster takes pleasure in a good nose pick, and savors the working ofsaid buger afterwards...

 

FALSE!

I pick my butt instead and pulled out whats in your avatar.

True / False You think I should switch back to the naked man avatar.