what..yall dont get it everynight??? damn yall are missing out.......[8D]

 

Your time will come, don't youworry.

 

Reminds me of yet another joke:

A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured packages and the different types and quantities.

Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son. Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."

The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three? The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon."

"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?" The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon."

"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then, why are these packaged a dozen at a time?" The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February...."

 

^^*****







<---See it?

 

Telly, as married men, thank god we don't have to wear protection for our Tuesday nights.... As far as the sex life goes,big brother(City), lingerie Friday nights sound like a great idea; I just haveto get my wife to stop working the night shift [&:].

 

Let's all spend the 17th at 69's house. We can ride there. Sound good???

 

Voodoo... well condoms are sometimes necessary for married couples as in this example:

A guy walks into a durg store and asks, "where are your condoms with pesticide at?"

Employee: "Sir dont you mean spermicide?"

Guy: "No I really mean condoms with pesticide..."

Employee: "May I ask why sir?"

Guy: "yeah my wife has a bug in her *** and I aim to kill it"

 

LMAO thats funny....

Yeah come to WV, we can have a big party and Ride Hawks Nest and Bolt Mountain. Great roads here, but since we had a crappy winter the roads are busted. So i am praying they fix them before prime riding season

 

im never lowering my standards...unless im drunk

 

are you talkin about coming to WV , or lowering and doin Fatty McGee