Geez, Ten, nobody would have seen that coming...my ***!

Whatever works for you, Diz. To be dead honest, I would opt for an older woman any day of the week. It is like any skill that one aquires. There are idiot savants, and people with natural ability, but normally, one aquires excellent skills through practice...practice takes time. Another thing to think about: I heard on the radio that fat people enjoy sex better. You may want to check into a chubby girl for your next conquest!

 

Chubby girls need lovin too [8D]

 

It's true....chubby girls give the best head...


....'cause their hungry!!!!!!

 

Think about it though. Hot girls can get it all the time. In a sense, they start to not appreciate the gift that you can give them as much. Now chubby girls....they appreciate it more....they don't get it as often, so when they do, they make it worth it!

There ya go Diz, find a chubber and hold on...she'll proabbaly injure you. Again, make sure that you stretch first and use the proper safety gear!

 

haha...thanks Ten...ur sweet.

Be easy on the chubby girls lol. thats just mean!!

 

well it turns out that she has a lil extra meet on her bones...couldnt tell the other night wit what she was wearin and all. Its all good, i dont mind a girl wit a lil meat on her bones...just not to much lol. Oh, and im hungover like a mothafacka and my head is killin me...damn dollar drink night

 

I love dollar night...=) I just hate it the next morning.

Oh Diz a good drink to give your girl is called a G-Spot....mmm good stuff and get ya FUKD up quick!! Taste like koolaid.

 

G-spot is always a good tip.

 

i went out wit her and two of her girlfriends. one ordered me a shot of jager and a washington apple as soon as i sat down. then she ordered a grand marnie shot and called me a ***** cause i couldnt take that one...we all had some fun. im still a lil facked up i think.

 

...all that alcohol, and you still didn't see any boobies??

you're slippin' Diz....