"Wow, that is sooo big...OUCH"

"Does this dressmake my butt look small"

"Honey, can we not talk and just watch TV tonight"

"Hi Voodoo, I'm eighteen and hot...would you ravage my backdoor"

"Can we offer you six figures to play video games all day"

"Honey, would you like to buy some more ****"

"Sweety, please spend as much on motorcycle mods as you would like"

"Country music is soooo good"


Post 'em up. Wadda ya got??

 

Honey, its going to be 80 degrees this weekend, you should spend the whole weekend riding your bike.

What the lawn, cleaning the garage, i will take care of it all for you.

 

Honey, your dinner is ready.

Honey, your laundry is done.

Honey, the cars are washed.

Honey, the yard work is done.

Honey, the dog is washed.

etc............

 

"don't worry about eye contact, I wore this dress to show off my cleavage anyway"

"before you even ask, yes you'll get some later"

"Oh man I love it when you fart with the windows up... mmmmmMmmmmmmmm!"

"Nope, nothing happened today"

"Your laundry is folded... AND put away"

hahahaha these are really just going to turn into personal issues we all need to deal with aren't they?

 

me say I do't know what to do with all of this money and my girl asking if she can have girlfriends stay the night with us

 

+1

 

Stole this from my previous post in another thread:

Dream night...come home from work... this chick is standing there and says:

"Hi honey..I waxed your bike while you were gone. Here's a Double Bacon Cheeseburger and a Beer. Why don't you go watch ESPN Sportcenter on the couch while you eat your hamburger...then do me......and then you canfall asleep to your new Girls Gone Wild DVD. Oh by the way...why dont you get that 2008 1000RR you've been looking at down at the dealership"

 

And its going to be really sad how much we all have the same one's in common [:'(]

 

Wife: "Honey, you are as smart as me." Also. "Yes, you are correct."

 

Hahahaha!!! So true. That is why this thread will be really funny, because it is all the truth.

"Honey, I don't want to fight"

"You're right, your step daughter is a piece of ****"