Things you will never hear...
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Things you will never hear...
"Wow, that is sooo big...OUCH"
"Does this dressmake my butt look small"
"Honey, can we not talk and just watch TV tonight"
"Hi Voodoo, I'm eighteen and hot...would you ravage my backdoor"
"Can we offer you six figures to play video games all day"
"Honey, would you like to buy some more ****"
"Sweety, please spend as much on motorcycle mods as you would like"
"Country music is soooo good"
Post 'em up. Wadda ya got??
"Does this dressmake my butt look small"
"Honey, can we not talk and just watch TV tonight"
"Hi Voodoo, I'm eighteen and hot...would you ravage my backdoor"
"Can we offer you six figures to play video games all day"
"Honey, would you like to buy some more ****"
"Sweety, please spend as much on motorcycle mods as you would like"
"Country music is soooo good"
Post 'em up. Wadda ya got??
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RE: Things you will never hear...
"don't worry about eye contact, I wore this dress to show off my cleavage anyway"
"before you even ask, yes you'll get some later"
"Oh man I love it when you fart with the windows up... mmmmmMmmmmmmmm!"
"Nope, nothing happened today"
"Your laundry is folded... AND put away"
hahahaha these are really just going to turn into personal issues we all need to deal with aren't they?
"before you even ask, yes you'll get some later"
"Oh man I love it when you fart with the windows up... mmmmmMmmmmmmmm!"
"Nope, nothing happened today"
"Your laundry is folded... AND put away"
hahahaha these are really just going to turn into personal issues we all need to deal with aren't they?
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RE: Things you will never hear...
Stole this from my previous post in another thread:
Dream night...come home from work... this chick is standing there and says:
"Hi honey..I waxed your bike while you were gone. Here's a Double Bacon Cheeseburger and a Beer. Why don't you go watch ESPN Sportcenter on the couch while you eat your hamburger...then do me......and then you canfall asleep to your new Girls Gone Wild DVD. Oh by the way...why dont you get that 2008 1000RR you've been looking at down at the dealership"
Dream night...come home from work... this chick is standing there and says:
"Hi honey..I waxed your bike while you were gone. Here's a Double Bacon Cheeseburger and a Beer. Why don't you go watch ESPN Sportcenter on the couch while you eat your hamburger...then do me......and then you canfall asleep to your new Girls Gone Wild DVD. Oh by the way...why dont you get that 2008 1000RR you've been looking at down at the dealership"
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RE: Things you will never hear...
ORIGINAL: TK954RR
And its going to be really sad how much we all have the same one's in common [:'(]
And its going to be really sad how much we all have the same one's in common [:'(]
"Honey, I don't want to fight"
"You're right, your step daughter is a piece of ****"