Things you will never hear...
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"I don't care how much you spend on your bike"
"You know that friend of mine that you think is hot? Well I was thinking that the three of us could get together tonight and..."
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"Are you Black, Asian, Native American, Hispanic, Indian, Polynesian, Latin, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish, French, or gay? If so, welcome to Utah!"
"Are you Black, Asian, Native American, Hispanic, Indian, Polynesian, Latin, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish, French, or gay? If so, welcome to Utah!"
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RE: Things you will never hear...
ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]
RE: Things you will never hear...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Well done, sir.
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]
ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]
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RE: Things you will never hear...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
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RE: Things you will never hear...
Go ahead dear spend all day on your bike, play video games all day or what ever your heart desires.
I need to come back to reality because that is not going to happen.
I need to come back to reality because that is not going to happen.
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RE: Things you will never hear...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Well done, sir.
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]
ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Things RCR hears:
"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"
"Stop looking at those boys that way"
"Sheep are not play things"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"
"Will you really work for food?"
"Where did the gerbil go?"
For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]
"No, the new dog is not trained in **** exploring"
"Does somebody need a diaper change?"
"This is reserved for Catmang"
"Your stepdaughter wants to hang out with you, cause she thinks your cool"
"your Scooby Doo pajamas are washed and ready"