Stupid things you've done in life.
When I was 5 years old, I went to bathroom in the middle of the night because my tiny bladder couldn't hold it any longer. So instead of turning on the light switch I had the bright idea of lighting the candle on top of the toliet cover. I was a pyro when i was younger btw. Anyways, I lighted the candle which resulted in catching the towel that was hanging right above it on fire, which resulted in half a bathroom wall in charcoal color... i got a nice big beating from my parents for that one..
ORIGINAL: doncollins
If your biggest mistake is a mode of transportation.... I envy you. Lots.[8D]
If your biggest mistake is a mode of transportation.... I envy you. Lots.[8D]
ORIGINAL: Hatebreed
well, i bought my datsun instead of taking my dads truck, an awsome 1992 f250 clean truck.... biggest mistake of my life. besides being with that one gilr for like 2 yrs... shame on me i shouldve relized after like 6-8 months when she started to go crazy...
well, i bought my datsun instead of taking my dads truck, an awsome 1992 f250 clean truck.... biggest mistake of my life. besides being with that one gilr for like 2 yrs... shame on me i shouldve relized after like 6-8 months when she started to go crazy...
and there are alot more but i cant type them all.
JonBrown
ORIGINAL: McCone33
It's too bad that I rarely made any effort to better my education with the exception of a month of tech school, which I dropped out of to go work at a car-wash. It's been a blue-collar life ever since, but not without the good times. I was never much of a ladies man and now that I have discovered working women, there is no need for a relationship yet I still have hopes of falling in love one day. Of course a good woman will want a man with intelligence and ambition, two areas that I need to work on, especially the latter more than the former. So far owning a sportbike has done nothing to increase any genital activity but that's not why I bought a bike to begin with. The only time it affects my sex life is when my right hand gets tired from using the throttle for four hours at a time...
It's too bad that I rarely made any effort to better my education with the exception of a month of tech school, which I dropped out of to go work at a car-wash. It's been a blue-collar life ever since, but not without the good times. I was never much of a ladies man and now that I have discovered working women, there is no need for a relationship yet I still have hopes of falling in love one day. Of course a good woman will want a man with intelligence and ambition, two areas that I need to work on, especially the latter more than the former. So far owning a sportbike has done nothing to increase any genital activity but that's not why I bought a bike to begin with. The only time it affects my sex life is when my right hand gets tired from using the throttle for four hours at a time...
As Bruce Lee said or rather Jason Scoot Lee in "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story", if I study philosophy I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. Actually, I would rather teach at the High School level so I can use my wits and my ability to ponder our universe to get into a few teenaged orifices, once they reach the legal age of course. I can make up for the time when I was in school myself and not getting anything but Ms. Rosy Palm, which does have it's advantages, especially to someone like me who has needs that may appear strange to some. Not to mention the fact that I would really detest the stifling academic environment that I would encounter should I become a professor.
I have to say moving to SW Florida has to be at the top of the list of stupid things I've done. Nothing but old people aiming for the center of my CBR in their Oldsmobile, long straight roads and its hot enough to make my ***** sweat constantly. Now I know how that donkey felt in Tijuana. I'm from CA by the way...


