putting the happiness of women i was involved with ahead of my own...

 

There are tons of things I regret, one was taking a blind date to prom.

A couple of months ago I left from visiting my parents' house on a Sunday and my mom made me take a Klondike bar with me. It was melting and I didn't want to eat itbecause I knew it was going to make me gassy the next morning, butthe Italian blood in me wouldn't let me throw away food that had been paid for by my dad, so I ate it anyway. The next day I had to work side-by-side with a guy who was training me on seal failure analysis and it was all I could do to hold the massive amounts of gas in until he walked away. I let out a few foghorn blasts and then he walked back over, luckily we were at a refinery and the wholeworkshop smelled like **** just then because the wind changed.

 

Seal failure! Hahahahahah!!!

 

i once filled a twinkie with easy cheese and ate it. that was a mistake.