So the other day I was with this girl in the elevator and I decided I would freaken her out. You know now adays if there something between the elevator doors while their closing it will open back up? Well, the door started closing and I stuck my head right between them. The slamed HARD on my head. I thought it was funny afterward because she completely broke down. I just got to thinking about it and I'm freaking out that my head didn't explode right now. That was one of the dumpest things I've ever done.

 

Should of put her head in the door, that would of freaked her out

 

hahaha thats ridiculous.

 

o! this one time! i posted a story about how i couldnt get this girl cause she had a boyfriend then threw a hissy fit when people made fun of me!

j/k....wait that was you wasnt it?!?[sm=bustedsign.gif]

 

I'll be the first. My first marriage. Just about everything about it....

 

During a separation from my first wife, I became very very close with her best friend (who was my very good friend, too). I ended up loving that girl (a part of mealways will), but my EX-wife wanted me to come home, and I did which ruined the relationship with this other girl. We are still very close friend (in the traditional sense!!!), but I always think back to those times and wish I would have made a different choice. Maybe if I wouldn't have made that choice, I wouldn't be with my current love...things happen the way they are supposed to.

 

It's too bad that I rarely made any effort to better my education with the exception of a month of tech school, which I dropped out of to go work at a car-wash. It's been a blue-collar life ever since, but not without the good times. I was never much of a ladies man and now that I have discovered working women, there is no need for a relationship yet I still have hopes of falling in love one day. Of course a good woman will want a man with intelligence and ambition, two areas that I need to work on, especially the latter more than the former. So far owning a sportbike has done nothing to increase any genital activity but that's not why I bought a bike to begin with. The only time it affects my sex life is when my right hand gets tired from using the throttle for four hours at a time...

 

^^^ McCone...you are well spoken and funny, but flogging the dog will make you go blind!

 

thats only half true..... I am blind in only one eye..... hhhhhhhmmmmmm left handed and blind out of my left eye..... good thing I dont switch off.

as far as stupid things I have done.... lost count long ago.

 

well, i bought my datsun instead of taking my dads truck, an awsome 1992 f250 clean truck.... biggest mistake of my life. besides being with that one gilr for like 2 yrs... shame on me i shouldve relized after like 6-8 months when she started to go crazy...