hey probably a repost but it made me laugh so i thought id share


Actual call center conversations!

Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't getthrough; can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door ofyour business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearlystates that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack beforecleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?"
Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe)
"If I register my car in France, and thentake itto England, do I have to change the steeringwheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing.Are you sure thatthe spelling is correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."[font="trebuchet ms"][color=black]
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Aww the joy of stupid people.
that last one was funny.
I have ran into people like this in my line of work, well the cable does not work ok i will be ther in 5 min i get there and try to turn on the tv nothing will power up so i try and turn on a light does not come on. well there is nothing i can do well i thought you were a cable guy,yes im a cable guy not a commercial power guy. Get power back on and your tv will come back on so will the cable.
When you run into people like that it just makes me wonder how they make more money then i do.

 

I think the worrying part, is that people like this get to drive cars & vote. It no wonder the Nigerian scam is still going strong.

 

TRUE story.....
My cousin used to work in a call center for Dell Customer Support.....on sounding like a big bulry man said....i have a problem.........i accidentlly broke off my drink tray on my computer....."your DRINK tray? yeah its not very sturdy either you guys to update that.....ok sir where is the drink tray....well its on the front of the computer, you press the button and the drink tray slides out. <<<serious

2nd one......
a lady calls up all hysterical....oh no this is bad, am i going to jail? crying and woried and all upset. He askes what happened? she says i dunno i was working along and then this screen came up and said you have performed an illegal operation. press Any Key to continue..... shes now even more hysterical, am i gonna go to jail are the cops coming? oh no i cant believe i did this. and then she says......id do something about it, but i cant find the any key. wheres the any key!

 

it's too bad that intelligence isn't exactly contagious.

 

HAhahahahahhaa,I love the last one.