SQUID Stuff.
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SQUID Stuff.
Don't know if you guys/gals have ever seen this before but I thought it was funny. Here ya go enjoy!
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You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. (Some Quick Unimportant Immature Dumbass) If ...
Here's a handy guide to SQUID spotting. Are YOU a SQUID? Could you be considered a SQUID by other bikers? Take the following test and find out ... If you say "Hey! That's what I do !" to more than a few of these statements, you're in serious trouble! Rehabilitation isn't out of the question, it just takes a lot of effort and a lot of maturity on your part.
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You might be a SQUID if:
[size=3]You have a fuel injected bike with a DynoJet / Factory Jet kit sticker
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You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. (Some Quick Unimportant Immature Dumbass) If ...
Here's a handy guide to SQUID spotting. Are YOU a SQUID? Could you be considered a SQUID by other bikers? Take the following test and find out ... If you say "Hey! That's what I do !" to more than a few of these statements, you're in serious trouble! Rehabilitation isn't out of the question, it just takes a lot of effort and a lot of maturity on your part.
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You might be a SQUID if:
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"You have to stop on the shoulder of an ON Ramp to unstrap the helmet from the side of your bike and actually put it on, because obviously Highway riding is so much more dangerous than riding down the street. I stopped with a kid who did this yesterday while cars were zipping by us at 60mph."
ArkRCMan
ArkRCMan
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[ul][*]You constantly "throttle tune" your bike at every red light
[*]You have any fake animal fur (zebra, leopard, etc.) covering the plastic on your bike
[*]You didn't know your bike came with a tool kit !
[/ul]-dklozik
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- Two words: furred bike
Laura
Laura
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"You ride around with your full face helmet stuck on top of your head in such a way that the
chin bar is resting squarely above your eyebrows." -Christopher T. Shields
chin bar is resting squarely above your eyebrows." -Christopher T. Shields
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You ride in sandals
You bad mouth all "other" brands of bikes (and have never ridden them)
You tell anyone you have gone 160 on the street
Your "racing" jacket is from Wal-Mart.
You think Arai is Jamaican for OK
You don't have a clue what a Buell is
You bought a Sport bike and put saddlebags and a sissy bar on it so you can go to Sturgis.
You keep fouling plugs riding with the choke on
You have Harley stickers on your car and ride a Rebel
Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you
There is a crack in your helmet
You helmet is the wrong size
You ride with ANY safety features on your bike not working
You have a cup holder duct taped to your handlebars.
You ride in sandals
You bad mouth all "other" brands of bikes (and have never ridden them)
You tell anyone you have gone 160 on the street
Your "racing" jacket is from Wal-Mart.
You think Arai is Jamaican for OK
You don't have a clue what a Buell is
You bought a Sport bike and put saddlebags and a sissy bar on it so you can go to Sturgis.
You keep fouling plugs riding with the choke on
You have Harley stickers on your car and ride a Rebel
Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you
There is a crack in your helmet
You helmet is the wrong size
You ride with ANY safety features on your bike not working
You have a cup holder duct taped to your handlebars.
- Jim Griffiss
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[size=3]You have a fuel injected bike with a DynoJet / Factory Jet kit sticker
– Chang H. Chung
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[font=arial][b]You install race compound tires yet most of your rides cons
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