Don't know if you guys/gals have ever seen this before but I thought it was funny. Here ya go enjoy!
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You Might Be A S.Q.U.I.D. (Some Quick Unimportant Immature Dumbass) If ...
Here's a handy guide to SQUID spotting. Are YOU a SQUID? Could you be considered a SQUID by other bikers? Take the following test and find out ... If you say "Hey! That's what I do !" to more than a few of these statements, you're in serious trouble! Rehabilitation isn't out of the question, it just takes a lot of effort and a lot of maturity on your part.
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"You have to stop on the shoulder of an ON Ramp to unstrap the helmet from the side of your bike and actually put it on, because obviously Highway riding is so much more dangerous than riding down the street. I stopped with a kid who did this yesterday while cars were zipping by us at 60mph."

ArkRCMan

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You constantly "throttle tune" your bike at every red light

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You have any fake animal fur (zebra, leopard, etc.) covering the plastic on your bike

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You didn't know your bike came with a tool kit !

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-dklozik

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- Two words: furred bike

Laura

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"You ride around with your full face helmet stuck on top of your head in such a way that the
chin bar is resting squarely above your eyebrows." -Christopher T. Shields

[size=3]You have a fuel injected bike with a DynoJet / Factory Jet kit sticker [font=arial][b]You install race compound tires yet most of your rides cons