So I made this bet...
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This post is going to make me look like a real loser, but 
Been working at the same place for 5 years now and I haven't been in a serious relationship for 3 years. My boss thinks it's hilarious so he's always giving me crap about it. He's always trying to "help" me by introducing me to every female he sees regardless of age, looks, or personality. The first thing he says to me every morning, 7 days a week, is "so...you find a woman yet?"
His greatest joy is getting me in awkward situations with girls and watching me try to fumble my way out of them. For example, the other day I'm pumping fuel at the gas station and I see there's a really cute girl working the register that I've never seen before. I decided to go inside the station and buy a pop so I could meet her, brilliant right? Well as soon as I walk in I see my boss pull up in his truck. He sees me, he sees the girl and he gets a big 'ole smile on his face.
I'm thinking, oooh s***
He walks in the store and immediately says to the girl (in a very loud voice so everyone can hear) "So, are you married, or single?" Her face turns red and she say she's single. Without skipping a beat my boss points at me and yells "No way! Hey so is that guy over there! You guys should date!" He then gave me a thumbs up, walked out the door, and stood outside looking in the window at us with his face pressed against the glass.
I did end up asking her out but after talking to her on the phone a few times I realized it wasn't going to work out. But anyway...
A couple months ago I bet him $200 that I would have a date by the 4th of July, and I'm starting to get a little nervous. My boss has even sabotaged me by telling potential dates about our bet (apparently girls don't like being a betting subject
, who'da thunk)
So guys, any advice other than to start throwing myself at random girls? Haha that $200 would buy some pretty sweet things for the bike!
Been working at the same place for 5 years now and I haven't been in a serious relationship for 3 years. My boss thinks it's hilarious so he's always giving me crap about it. He's always trying to "help" me by introducing me to every female he sees regardless of age, looks, or personality. The first thing he says to me every morning, 7 days a week, is "so...you find a woman yet?"
His greatest joy is getting me in awkward situations with girls and watching me try to fumble my way out of them. For example, the other day I'm pumping fuel at the gas station and I see there's a really cute girl working the register that I've never seen before. I decided to go inside the station and buy a pop so I could meet her, brilliant right? Well as soon as I walk in I see my boss pull up in his truck. He sees me, he sees the girl and he gets a big 'ole smile on his face.
I'm thinking, oooh s***
He walks in the store and immediately says to the girl (in a very loud voice so everyone can hear) "So, are you married, or single?" Her face turns red and she say she's single. Without skipping a beat my boss points at me and yells "No way! Hey so is that guy over there! You guys should date!" He then gave me a thumbs up, walked out the door, and stood outside looking in the window at us with his face pressed against the glass.
I did end up asking her out but after talking to her on the phone a few times I realized it wasn't going to work out. But anyway...
A couple months ago I bet him $200 that I would have a date by the 4th of July, and I'm starting to get a little nervous. My boss has even sabotaged me by telling potential dates about our bet (apparently girls don't like being a betting subject
, who'da thunk) So guys, any advice other than to start throwing myself at random girls? Haha that $200 would buy some pretty sweet things for the bike!
Tell a friend you want her to pretend to be your date for 50 bucks.. make an easy 150.. problem solved.
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06-13-2011, 09:01 PM
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06-13-2011, 09:09 PM
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06-13-2011, 10:36 PM
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Dude.... you should totally get this chick on eharmony... 
YouTube - ‪eHarmony Video Bio‬‏
And while I generally agree w/ hangfire... I say take the money however you can get it.
Good luck, man. Those McD's girls are hard to bag. lol...
But honestly... I prefer the old fashioned way. Go to a bar and find the cute, quiet girl in the group. There are millions of opportunities.
YouTube - ‪eHarmony Video Bio‬‏
And while I generally agree w/ hangfire... I say take the money however you can get it.
Update: Mcdons chick hasn't called me, must be that her phone broke or she lost my number, right?
Either way, I'm going in after her, wish me luck!
Either way, I'm going in after her, wish me luck!
But honestly... I prefer the old fashioned way. Go to a bar and find the cute, quiet girl in the group. There are millions of opportunities.
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06-13-2011, 11:10 PM
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I didn't even noticed. Alternate Pic
But...cynicalrider... you have to go out of your way to find large version of that pic ?
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Crazy CBR Salvage Guy. RIP
And how the **** did she stop thinking about cats for long enough to get an MBA?