An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant , she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed
the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker,
and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.

 

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Rofl

 

You found a story about one of my in-laws. lol

 

I'm taking this one, printing it, and putting it up on my office bulletin board.

ROFL....nice one.

 

Haha, lol, That seems like me sometimes when I am in my car. Except I am not a stressed out woman. That was good!