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I can ride anythime, but sex is a different story! I have been married for 34yrs. Like, do you know how to get your daughter to stop having sex with her boyfriend? Have her marry him. Wait till you been married about 10yrs. Soon you hear, "I got to get up tomorrow at 6 and get to work", I would say,"if I am not done by then, I'll quit". I think I was tired of sex about 10min. once, but it went away. Now I am told to go for a ride.
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:09 PM
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OK, I wasn't gonna chime in on this one, but now I feel like I should.

I know most of you guys are just having fun on these responses, but I gotta tell ya, it depends on the woman. I've been married twice. If you woulda asked me way back when with the first wife, I woulda said RIDING, without much hesitation.

But I gotta tell ya now, there ain't no way I'd pick riding even as much as I enjoy it. We've been married going on 20 years and dated a couple years before that. It doesn't ever get boring if you're with the right gal.
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:11 PM
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OK -- the wife's gone now. She was looking over my shoulder! []



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They're similar in that for both, you're really asking for trouble if you do it without protective gear.
 
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No matter how you look at it either way your riding.Sometimes I'm riding dirty.
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:52 PM
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[quote][OK -- the wife's gone now. She was looking over my shoulder! /quote]

That is what I figured!
 
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sex.. but riding deffitnly comes next..
 
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ummm...SEX!!! How could you even spend one second thinking otherwise, unless you are doing it wrong. Riding is fun, too, but...we're talking SEX!!! Did I make myself clear...SEX! So (sex) some of you (sex) may have said (sex) something else (sex), but I think (sex) you made a mistake (sex).
 
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:17 PM
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maybe your riding wrong.. that's why you think sex is better... just a thought hahaha
 
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Old 09-07-2006, 01:30 PM
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i pick riding cause sex is too short...i can ride for days...but i with sex i'm only like 2 pump chump.

Dang you got me beat by 1 pump. How come my gf always says no followed by some giggling when I ask her if size matters too? /shrug

Mike
dang mang...you suck at sex then...i'm like 100% better than you!
 


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