Years ago now, but I was riding a suburban back road one night, hit a pothole, not only buckled my front wheel, but lifted me up off the perch & back down with me & my nuts on the tank. Remember just dropping the bike & walking over to the curb, going down on my knees & throwing up.

 

Dirt bike...
showing off..
stoppies/wheelies...
it ending pretty well..
i acted like i didnt do it..
i remember almost passing out aferwards though..
sat down for about an hour.

 

Had partial testicular torsion once. Compares to giving birth.........easily. It's when a ******** twists and does a 180 (though mine didn't twist all the way around). Rushed to the hospital and had the "torsion" corrected before any permanent damage was done. If I would have waited, I would have lost the ********.

Moral of the story..........it f**king hurt.

 

While surfing, my nuts hit the nose... pissed blood for a day or two. That sucked.

 

Yep, This totally makes me feel better.