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Old 03-01-2007, 11:15 PM
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but why exactly do you call the riders without gear squid's?
 
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:18 PM
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From the Urban Dictionary:

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

"We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet."


An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead

"Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid."
 
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:22 PM
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thank you for the detailed response - I had to laugh a few times at the rather apt descriptions but hey, that's idiot's for you.
 
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i couldnt have said it better myself lol
 
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:38 PM
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Are we still talkin about gixxers here? haha
 
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