^^ There was a machine by my school that had a malfunction where you could hit the button repeatedly and it would keep spitting them out. I think the most I ever got was like 5. You had about 1.5secs to hammer that button before it would cut you off. lol..
That's the biggest score I've ever seen, tho.

 

We had a soda vending machine at my old work that would occasionally jam when you inserted a dollar bill. It would feed it far enough in that you couldn't grab and pull it back out or even see it. If you pressed the money return nothing happened.

I discovered that if you reached around the back, unplugged it and then plugged it back in the dollar feeder rollers went in reverse for a few seconds as it was rebooting and it would spit back out any stuck currency. I made a little money until they eventually fixed the thing.

 

Just as a side note.. I promptly drove to the nearest 7-11 and bought a couple of lottery tickets!

 

True story:
One of my co-workers, Dave, told me this story about a Saudi Arabian friend who came to visit his home one evening. Hearing Dave tell it, complete with Middle Eastern accent, cracked me up!
Dave answered a knock at his door and found his Arabian friend standing there, holding one hand in the other, blood dripping from his fingertips. Dave said, "Hey, what's up?"
Friend replies, (remember accent) "Your cat bit me."
Dave's thinking, "That's odd, my cat has never bitten anyone."
Dave asked, "Are you sure? My cat has never bitten anyone before."
Friend replies, "Yes, I am sure. He was eating from that dish and when I pet him, he bit me. And, by the way, that is the ugliest cat I have ever seen!"
Now Dave's thinking,"My cat ain't no movie star but nobody has ever called him ugly."
Dave asked, "What did this cat look like?"
Friend replies,"He was gray with a pointy face and skinny tale. There he is now."
Dave looks to the corner of the porch where his friend is pointing ...


"That's no cat, that's an opossum. No wonder you got bit!"

 

Someone sent this to me in a text while I was at work one day and I just started cackling. The longer I looked at it the funnier it got

 

 

 

Paintball Gun Safety

 

 

Life`s big guestions.

-Is there a synonym for a synonym
-Why do they sterilize the needle that they use to implement a death sentence
-If superglue glues anything, why does it not glue into the tube
-How do you know when you run out of invisible ink
-where does the white go from snow when it melts
-Why the phone is never busy when you dial a wrong number
-If love is blind, why is sexy lingerie so popular
-If a rabbit`s foot brings luck, what happened to the rabbit
-What do you call a coffee break in a tea factory
-Why do you press the remote control`s button harder when it`s running out of battery
-If you choke a smurf, what color does it`s face change
-What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
-Why does not cat food taste like mouse
-If you`re having sex on the back seat of a car with seat belts on, is it safe sex
-Why does not sheep shrink in the rain
-If I tell you I`ll always lie, isn`t that a lie, regardless of is it
-How does the snow plow driver get to work
-If you are moving at the speed of light, and light your headlights; what happens
-what is the speed of darkness
-Why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet
-If a mute child beckons a word of curse, does his/her mother wash his/her hands with soap
-If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it on the pan
-How do you know if blue cheese is bad
-How do they sow the last stitches of a football

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