funny how you and the "ricer" share the same mentality... he instigated the race and you participated... so who is the bigger " douche bag " really? you dont have to have a wild body kit and stickers to be a RACER idiot

 

Wow, you sound like....me!

Haha, well put.

 

I think ricer is both a mentality...and a style, surely anyone driving a honda that puts a parkbench...i mean huge wing on the back is a ricer...but they may not drive like it

 

LOL. Here in Las Cruces, NM, we have the BEST rice cars anywhere. Primered up Honda CRX's with the HUGE garbage can mufflers and the wheel covers taken off to reveal the "racing inspired" original wheel beneath. PATHETIC in every way, shape and form.

So, since my car is out of commission at this time, I borrow my parents van from time to time (yeah, I know.) It's a Chevy Astro van, but with a twist. It's a 4.3 liter SUPERCHARGED V6, because we used to tow a boat around with it. So it has nearly 300 horsepower. So, it's Saturday night, and the calling for all ricers has been sent. So there's millions of them buzzing around. I'm at a stoplight and this POS primered up CRX pulls up next to me and is just revving his engine non stop at the dude next to him (another ricer.....Acura RSX)

So, just to be playful, I pop the van in neutral and give them a little V6 hello. (amazing how much louder and deeper the van was). They both stopped and looked over in fear......me, looking back all Vin Diesel style, revs it again. So they start to rev their engines again. I just wait for the green and floor it...........I was across the intersection before they crossed the crosswalk.

So, I'm sitting at the next light, laughing my *** off and it turns green. I go normally and here comes the douche bags, toping out a 70 or so and just fly by me, then put their hazard lights on. WTF?

I love messing with those little **** box cars, moreso the ones that think they are the S**T when driving them.

 

reaper where do you live. i seen that you said that you were heading toward j-town. i used to live in somerset and still have family there.

 

race? He tried to do a flyby and I shut him down. Then he slowed down to try to line up for a roll-race, and I slowed down and hung a car length behind him until he got bored and flew off. Then I returned to my usual speed. Are you saying you've never in your entire life f**ked with someone trying to pass you on a 4-lane?

 

Blue if he got past you and hit the flashers you lost, its called a ricer flyby. Usually instigated after you destroy them in a race

 

Best ever happened to me about 5 years back. I had a sleeper 1985 BMW 528e, rally spec suspension at standard ride height, 535i motor conversion, faded silver paint...looked like your standard clapped-out family beater, but ran like a raped ape. Headed down the interstate, riced out civic pulls up and tries the roll on, I give him about 5 lengths and just walk past him. Slow down, he pulls up and I do it again. Slow down again, as he pulls up I hear him drop a gear and BWA-FOOM! The whole damn car shook, spewed black smoke, then went quiet. Immediately after that I hear the telltale jingling of expensive parts bouncing off the tarmac. Dumb sonofabitch, blew his engine trying to be a badass...I kept driving, laughing like an ******* the whole way home. Wonder if he learned a lesson....

 

All these lil toy cars just kill me...... kids think these things are soooo bad. When I was younger and you heard a car that sounded like that, the driver was hanging his head in shame.... I guess I grew up in a world of Camaros, chevelles, chargers and the like........ You hear that big block with a cam rumbling next to ya.... then listen to these toys........ LOL

Oh and.... why would mess with people trying to pass you?

 

Not everyone that passes me... just the ones that try to fly by me... if someones carrying 5 or 10mph on me, I let em go... but when they try to blow past you that I usually speed up a little and make them work for it [8D]