A deformed and ugly man walks into the Beer Jug in Glendive with a big grin

on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "I'll tell you,"

replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way

home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the

movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We had sex all

night, all over the house. Upstairs. Downstairs. Everywhere. We did

everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...never found the head."

 

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was that a joke, or your friday night?

 

My friday nights are jokes!

 

hahah, ive been out every friday night since like 2002 almost, last night i almost broke the streak, but then i came downstairs at 145am to find my neighbors going on a beer run!!!! saved by the beer