Guts or *****????



We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

definition for each is listed below ..



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are

you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ***

and having the ***** to say: "You're next."

 

hahahahaha

 

a true player!

 

HA HA HA...
But we know the women always win. Mr. Guts will get slapped with the broom and when Mr. ***** is sleeping, she'll cut it off.

 

Good joke don!! I may have to use that one later on.

 

That one is still funny. One of the guys at my firehouse told that joke awhile back. It is never old. My wife didn't find it funny though........

 

whoa! stay away from this one

 

sounds to me like that joke would get you into trouble with the women

 

if you acted like this in general.... you wouldn't have a woman.

 

You writing about me or what!