There was a job open at WalMart. The supervisor narrowed it down to four applicants. He set up a group interview. The rules, he said, were that he would ask one question that all four wouldj answer in turn. Whoever gave the best answer got the job.
"Applicant one," the supervisor said, "what is the fastest thing you can think of?"
Apllicant one thought a moment, and then said, "A blink. It happens all the time but is so fast you usually don't realise you did it."
"Very good," the supervisor said. "A common cliche for speed. Now, applicant number two, what is your answer?"
Applicant two didn't have to think, being forewarned. "A thought," she said. "Thoughts are unexpected, they just appear out of nowhere so fast you don't even know they're coming."
"Excellent, excellent," said the supervisor. "That is really a unique answer. Number three, what is your answer?"
Applicant number three said, "Well, now, I grew up on the ranch. Just inside the door of our house there was a switch on the wall. If you flicked that switch a light came on in the barn all the way across our field. The light got back to you before the switch was even done moving. That's the fastest thing I can think of."
"Wow!" the supervisor exclaimed. "That's the best answer yet. Well, we'll give Ole here a chance too." And he turned to Ole with an inquiring look on his face.
Ole scratched his chin, then said, "Vell, I listened to these tree, and I tink the fastest ting is diarreah."
"Diarreah!?" exclaimed everyone else at the table.
"You'd better explalin that," the supervisor said.
"Vell, it's like dis," Ole said, "the other day i vasn't feeling so good, and I headed for the batroom, but before I could blink, think or turn on the light I soiled my shorts."

Ole got the job.

 

good one

 

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I like it, hahaha

 

Huh.....okay...funny...I think!

 

That was good.

 

hahahahaha. that was a good one.