my brother just got married to a girl who he met on match or eharmony, dont remember which one. they also just had a daughter in september. i normally only end up talking to chics i actually know online though.

 

tried the match.com thing for a couple months...got to bang out my one and only fat chick, hence never doin it again. all of them have issues, seriously. one chick i saw for a couple dates. last date was a date over my house (thought i would at least try for somethin). we ate chinese food, ended up givin her the shocker (and she loved it lol). and what did i get in return, yeah, not a fackin thing. just a pat on my lil friend (thru the fackin jeans i was wearin) and a "Maybe next time." Was so pissed i didnt talk to her for the next hour till she finally got the hint and left. Now that is some bs. Shoulda kicked her out sooner wit a "Trim that muff jungle you got growin! It aint the 70's biatch and you aint black so you shouldnt have an afro growin anywheres on your body!"

 

^^^ Girls still wear pubic hair...how disgusting! [:'(] Did it look like she had Busta Rhymes' headin a leg lock?

 

didnt look....felt like i was givin "The ladies man" a noogie. [:'(][:'(][:'(]

 

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps

 

Personally, I have mixed feelings on internet dating. myspace is terrible if you want a girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever. in my experience, its either a bunch of immature little kids on there that have NO idea what they want, and are generally jailbait.

I'll stick to being single. my special someone is out there, but I'm honestly perfectly happy alone with my bike.

 

You say that as if it where a bad thing. [&:]







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