Imaging the Tenth Dimension
ORIGINAL: Nauree
This is were I introduce my Theory of Who Gives A Crap.
This is were I introduce my Theory of Who Gives A Crap.
That's a great theory!
Now, all this thread needs is a little Theory of Shutting the Hell up, which supports the Theory of Who Gives A Crap.

The video was interesting.........let's not turn this thread into another monkey s**t fight we always end up at.
I tried to watch that video all the way through, but I got bored and stopped imaging the 10th dimension. Then I started imagining Vita Guerra sitting on my face...backwards. Then I started pondering whether or not I could beat up a professional midget wrestler. Then I said the word "truck" like 27 times in a row outloud to myself and it stopped sounding like a word to my ears, and more like guttural cromagnon utterings. Pretty soon I'm thinking about this kid named Greg Montague that punched me in the face when I was in highschool...I didn't think I was being that much of a smartass. Next thing you know, I'm in the tenth dimension with a jar of vaseline, and no shirt on. Word...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
I tried to watch that video all the way through, but I got bored and stopped imaging the 10th dimension. Then I started imagining Vita Guerra sitting on my face...backwards. Then I started pondering whether or not I could beat up a professional midget wrestler. Then I said the word "truck" like 27 times in a row outloud to myself and it stopped sounding like a word to my ears, and more like guttural cromagnon utterings. Pretty soon I'm thinking about this kid named Greg Montague that punched me in the face when I was in highschool...I didn't think I was being that much of a smartass. Next thing you know, I'm in the tenth dimension with a jar of vaseline, and no shirt on. Word...
I tried to watch that video all the way through, but I got bored and stopped imaging the 10th dimension. Then I started imagining Vita Guerra sitting on my face...backwards. Then I started pondering whether or not I could beat up a professional midget wrestler. Then I said the word "truck" like 27 times in a row outloud to myself and it stopped sounding like a word to my ears, and more like guttural cromagnon utterings. Pretty soon I'm thinking about this kid named Greg Montague that punched me in the face when I was in highschool...I didn't think I was being that much of a smartass. Next thing you know, I'm in the tenth dimension with a jar of vaseline, and no shirt on. Word...
I was just imaging the one time in 8th grade when the troublemakers (including me) where sitting in the very back row in a small classroom with the doors and windows closed during winter. As Miss Watson droned on and on about some function of y and the variable x, suddenly the tranquility of mathematics was shattered when one of the sisters from a few rows ahead of us popped up her head in a motion as if she had just figured out the meaning of life. She then turned her neck towards the back row (us) all while keeping her entire body facing forward in a fashion I did not conceive the human body being capable of doing. She laid her arm across the top of the seat rest, looked us square in the eye, and LOUDLY said (in the sing-song fashion they do); "OOOOOOH WEEEEEEE, SOMEBODY DONE DID POOOOOTED!!! I'MAAAA TEEEELLLL!" Just as I began imaging the ramifications of this false accusation, the objectionable aroma in question struck me like what I would image the effect of a nerve agent would have on ones body. I looked around at the 5 other last row compatriots to find one looking down at his book intensely; ah hah! This has to be the culprit of the WMD that has befallen the otherwise peaceful educational setting. Miss Watson, usually oblivious to all the classroom shenanigans could not ignore this latest threat as by now this silent deadly stench had engulfed the entire room .. I imaged that if the odoriferous stew of air had been given a color, it must have been visible from outer space. Yet Miss Watson tried to continue explaining what we are to do in the event x does not equal y. The sister at this point got up and left the room. I have no idea why I still image all that to this day.
Well, I must be slow to catch on because I thought the video was kind of a poor production. It moved too fast for me to keep up, as if it assumed I already knew WTF they were talking about--and if I hadn't already watched something similar (but way better) on the Science Channel, I would have been utterly clueless.
Ten minutes to try and ram the theory of ten dimensions down my pie hole? That's a little hard to swallow.
What I do know, is that an image, viewed through an imaging lens, is not the same as what I imagine to be true, using my imagination, unless I'm just imagining things...
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Ten minutes to try and ram the theory of ten dimensions down my pie hole? That's a little hard to swallow.
What I do know, is that an image, viewed through an imaging lens, is not the same as what I imagine to be true, using my imagination, unless I'm just imagining things...
ORIGINAL: Breezio
I was just imaging the one time in 8th grade
Just as I began imaging the ramifications
I have no idea why I still image all that to this day.
I was just imaging the one time in 8th grade
Just as I began imaging the ramifications
I have no idea why I still image all that to this day.




