I am pretty sure everybody here has heard of Bill Engval's "Heres Your Sign" stories. Lets here what everyone says to say on this. I will start.

I rode in one Saturday to get my haircut here on base and I carry in my gear. A 2nd Lt. asks me if I ride. I said nope I like the way the leather jacket and helmet make me look cool, sir.

Can you say Big Red Truck.

 

I forwarded an email to a friend of mine, it still had like the past 100 addys on there. She replied back "That was a funny one. Where do you find these jokes? Do you look for them on the internet or does somebody forward them to you?" I said, "Nope. Im actually practicing to become a comedian. How am I doing so far?"

 

My mom has called me at work before.An office secretary answers and then transfers the call to the chosen person. Well I picked up my phone And My mom says, “Hi, where are you?” I was like, “You called me!”

 

Before I became a salesman for my worked, and had to work inside, I would also have to work Saturdays. People would call up all the time and say, "Oh, so you are open on Saturdays?"
...No, I showed up here for free to answer the phones just so I could let everyone know that we are closed today...here's your sign.

 

I pulled up to wal-mart on sunday to get a tire for my wifes car ( looooonggg story wal-mart was the only place open on sunday in lufkin) and when i stop at the ticket writer he looks at my tire and says wow u need a tire..i said wow..really?? you should be a salesman. you just talked me into it! heres your sign!!!

 

this gt2nv's but he rode to the blood bank to donate and the chick asked him if he was going to ride home? No I buy a million bikes a year and just leave them when i get somewhere

 

Has anyone else noticed that the cruiser riders that try to look the toughest get the bikes with more of an extreme postision that makes them look like they are in the same position they would be if they were on an ob/gyn table? (..ahemm...harley). (yes, I always tease the Harley riders constantly but with a grin.)

So, thinking you look ultra tough when you're about to take is up the ......... , (clearing throat)..... here's your sign.

 

Every time it was 40 or below and I would ride (quite often), I'd walk in somewhere with my helmet in hand, leather riding jacket, taking my gloves offand get,

"Did you ride your bike today?"

Nothing else necessary.