Happy and Sad
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A husband and wife were sitting watching TV.
He turned to his wife and said...
'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad, all at the same time.'
She said ...'You have the Biggest Dick of all your Friends
He turned to his wife and said...
'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad, all at the same time.'
She said ...'You have the Biggest Dick of all your Friends
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a husband and wife are looking in the mirror together
the wife (looking in the mirror) says "babe i've gotten fat and ugly, give me a compliment to make me feel better".
the husband says "bitch, you have perfect vision".
the wife (looking in the mirror) says "babe i've gotten fat and ugly, give me a compliment to make me feel better".
the husband says "bitch, you have perfect vision".
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