i was getting gas the other day and there was a car full of kids, and a mother up front. as i was suiting back up i had a can of Arizona green tea (pretty much the greatest drink there is, lol). there was a little girl in the back that said "hey mister!" and her mom told her to "shhhh", lol. i turned around and said "whats up?". the little girl looked at my drink can and said "do motorsickles have cupholders?". i laughed a bit in my helmet and said "nope" (although i've seen people PUT them on their curisers, lol).

 

I've heard a kidin a parking lotsay "dad!! a mystic speeder!!"(power rangers)

 

the other night me and some friends went to outback to chill. while me and one friend were walking to the entrance with our helmets and what not a kid ran up and said "hey, whats up biker boys". not super funny but its all i got.

 

On a related note. I Get a kick out of getting behined a school bus. It's funny, if I'min the car they act like typical kids, making silly faces and trying to make their friends laugh with goofy antics. But on the Bike, they are just glued, dreaming of one day having one of their own. Just like I did.

 

haha had a good one today.......

me and my girl went for a ride to subway. we're in there eating and as she goes to get a drink a kid compliments her on her jacket. so we sit.......eat.......and as we're getting geared back up to leave the boy behind me says "what kinda bike you got?", i told him "honda F4i.....600". he got up from his table and asked where it was outside so he could see it. i showed him and he said "nice bike!", he asked if i'd ride past the window when i left so he could see it and i told him i would. as i grabbed my helmet off the table he said "nice helmet"........again i said "thanks"........then he said "CAN I HAVE IT?"........I was thinking *WTF!!!!*. I told him "uh, no...i need it to get home pal". by this time im ready to just get out of the building and he yells "you got gloves in there?" (inside my helmet). i replied "yes i do"........and as he asked to see them i was walking out of the door, lol.

 

ok so I had another one today, except the guy was old in years young in brain cells. I was driving home from work tonight and this guy in a van pulls behind me when I'm at a stop sign. I'm sitting there waiting for cars to go by and out of nowhere I hear "HEY! lets race!" I turn around and its a dude in a van! I'm like you really want to race?
"yuh"
"really?"
"yuh lets go"
"in your van?"
"no, I got a bike"
"really what(like I even had to ask)?"
"A Gixxer 1000, lets go man"
I laughed" Sweet bro, but I got a 600 so I'm good maybe next time"

Sorry for the long post, but honestly I was more pissed off then anything. I don't understand why someone would want to go around throwing out there cc size like he wants to compare dick size next. I'm all about carving havin a good time and this jackass in a van who I have never met in my life, wants to get all cocky like he's somebody cuz he has 400cc more then me and wants to prove hes better then me? what a *****! anyway I'ma go put a decal on my bike and calm down just had to vent.

 

When I was riding through New York I passed a lemonaide stand. The kids had a few signs for motorists - typical stuff - 50 cents for a glass of lemonide type stuff. Anyhow - as I round the corner and can just see them I see that one of them has ran back to his seat and is now waving a sign. I look over at it and it reads 'WHEELIE' and his friend is now waving 'BURNOUT'.

At that point I was nursing my bike to the nearest place I could park it - the rear tire had started bubbling and was really close to seperating. I was riding this bike so gently trying to pull every last mile out of the back tire that I couldn't really oblige. So I clutched in and gave them a little blat from the exhaust - they seemed happy enough with just that.

Funny though - as someone else mentioned about the bus kids - that could have been me many years ago dreaming about riding my own bike.

 

When I first got my bike, I was walking into K-Mark (dunno why) with my helmet on and wearing my Honda Supersport jacket and golves.........

As I walked in........this little boy was running down the isle......stopped dead in his tracks.......looked at me with his mouth hanging open and yells out........

"MOM!!!!!! LOOK!!!!! A RACE CAR DRIVER!!!!!"

I immediately busted up laughing and took off my helmet. He was still standing there, frozen with amazement. I didn't want to pop his bubble, so I just said, "What's up dude." He said nothing back, and just continued to stare with his mouth hanging open.

 

I was called spider man once by a little girl in my red/black getup. I love seeing reactions from kids more than anything, especially when they turn around and stare at you the entire time you are behind them in a car

 

I had a kid yell "will you marry me once" I cracked up, he was like 12.