I spend most of my time looking forward, so I don't notice when people skim in right behind me most of the time. That being said, I've had people behind me saying that people are D-bags and do it all the time.

 

If someone's on my ***, I usually slow down, very slowly. I mean, if we're doing 70, I let up ever so slowly and eventually we're at 40 maybe. When they realize what's happened after a minute or so, they get pissed and go around me. I just let 'em go and as they pass they almost always lok at me, so I give them the "not happy" head shake. Had a guy come up on me last week (at night) with is headlights off. Stayed on my rear so I did the slow down slowly thing. Right after he passed me I noticed a cop radaring. I said to myself "self, if that cop doesnt pull out and get him I'm gonna be pissed!" Right about then, blue and reds! Dude got pulled over and never turned his lights on, even after spotting the cop behind him.

I was next to a kid texting his mommy or something a few weeks ago. We were both stopped at a light, me in th eleft lane, him in a Prelude w/ windows down. Light turned green and he was still texting. I looked over and said "Hey Skippy, (he looked up) put the damn phone down and drive." He freaked out and took off. It was fun.

 

On kicking a car, make sure you kick w/ your toe, and not your heal.

I will drag my rear brake so the tailight is on, that or tap it a bunch. Drivers hate flashing lights. IF they are really wanting attention, uhmmm.... bearings have been known to fall off my bike before.

 

when in doubt...always carry a bunch of marbles and fling !!! that'll do the trick.. or you can improvise and throw a bunch of old worn spark plugs..???

 

Maybe with some steel toes on!

 

At any speed really the mirror just goes flying and your hand barely moves... My best was on the belt parkway in queens, NY.. A cabby was knowinly forcing my friend off the road to get in front, He was so close that i actually jumped cause i thought he hit her, so i came up on his right (about 15mph) layed down the left hook and the mirror went about 15-20 ft in the air and came crashing and sliding down in front of him.. I hit him with the evil biker stare and he moved over and let us by

another was when traveling on the same parkway a lady in a minivan with 3 kids in it moved over in front of me and a friend a slammed on her breaks, then looked up and smiled as she waved to us in her rear view mirror..She lost her drivers side mirror for it..

 

lmao...that was a good one...