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Old Apr 15, 2008 | 03:54 AM
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This was the best typo in your whole post. Bravo!

She's hot... she's comingover tom0orroe apperarently sos we can alllget down to businss.\
As far as a threesome, stretch beforehand,pace yourself, and if you get confused in the middle of it, don't freak out, just slow down, someone else will pick up the slack. Stay hydrated too, I like a 50/50 mix of water and blue gatorade. Don't let either one of them overeat, just appitizers, if one feels fat then the whole thing is off, you should just have fruit, trust me, just fruit, the reasons are too numerous to list. Finally, this is key, you may be just a prop, don't thing you are starring in this show, you may be justa spectator through some of it, but be cool, stay in the game, even if itis in a limited capacity, sooner or later you will be called upon, and you better be ready. Good luck, but expect huge problems after it is all said and done.





THIS is the best post i have ever read, LMMFAO.....[sm=hail.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=roll.gif]great a$$ ****e!!


















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Old Apr 15, 2008 | 04:02 AM
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DAMMIT - just wrote a complete reply and it vanished, *poof*

Anyghey - long story short, no new pics but something great did happen.

Jen hadn't drank in 2 years till Saturday night, she had 5 glasses of merlot at the reception and needless to say, she had a **** Sunday.

Funny part:

She's always bitching about rugs and **** and me wearing shoes in the house, especially her almighty white bathroom rugs. In any case, I'm not sure if it was something inthe vomit that made the merlot so especially stain-full, or if merlot just stains bad anyway, but the rugs are ****ed and she did it.

All worth while... she didn't think it was funny.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2008 | 10:15 AM
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Red wine stains everything and anything. She must have splattered. Next time, tell her to stick her head IN the bowl...lol

PICS?!?!?
 
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Old Apr 15, 2008 | 10:30 AM
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Merlot carpet stains are the worst. Try oxyclean.

edit: oxyclean and a shopvac to keep thecaroet padfrom getting too wet.
 
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