Damn, think I'm finally gettin the Winter blues
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12-29-2007 | 08:52 PM
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. i am..............the mailman (rain, sleet, snow, and suuuuuuunshine) , hahahahahhahahahha!
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12-29-2007 | 09:45 PM
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RE: Damn, think I'm finally gettin the Winter blues
I was out riding today but if it makes u feel any better, my left nad was itching incessantly throughout the entire ride.
To make my post more useful, I've copied and pasted a list of things to do when you're bored and can't ride: [8D]
To make my post more useful, I've copied and pasted a list of things to do when you're bored and can't ride: [8D]
1. Wax the ceiling
2. Clean and polish your belly button
3. Knight yourself
4. Mow your carpet
5. Vacuum your lawn
6. Run around in squares
7. Speak in acronyms
8. Test thin ice…with a pogo stick
9. Flash your goldfish
10. Take a **** in the Sink
11. Go To a Bakery and Plug all of the Donuts with Donut Holes.
12. Go Up To a Dog and Bark at Him.
13. Go to The Video Store and Switch The Children’s Movies with The Porno’s.
14. Poke Holes In Your Roommates Condoms.
15. Scream at A Strangers Crotch.
For this one you have to dress nice and be well mannered for it to be fun. If you already look like a homeless guy, it takes away the fun factor. So put on your best sweater and go for a ride on the bus. Sit down next to an elderly lady or a businessman and keep to yourself, don't say a word. Then halfway through the ride lean over their crotch and get as close as you can, screaming at the top of your lungs. Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Then act like nothing happened.
2. Clean and polish your belly button
3. Knight yourself
4. Mow your carpet
5. Vacuum your lawn
6. Run around in squares
7. Speak in acronyms
8. Test thin ice…with a pogo stick
9. Flash your goldfish
10. Take a **** in the Sink
11. Go To a Bakery and Plug all of the Donuts with Donut Holes.
12. Go Up To a Dog and Bark at Him.
13. Go to The Video Store and Switch The Children’s Movies with The Porno’s.
14. Poke Holes In Your Roommates Condoms.
15. Scream at A Strangers Crotch.
For this one you have to dress nice and be well mannered for it to be fun. If you already look like a homeless guy, it takes away the fun factor. So put on your best sweater and go for a ride on the bus. Sit down next to an elderly lady or a businessman and keep to yourself, don't say a word. Then halfway through the ride lean over their crotch and get as close as you can, screaming at the top of your lungs. Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Then act like nothing happened.
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12-29-2007 | 10:00 PM
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