I thought german at first, but then Regen said "nether-region" and it threw me off even more because it sure didn't look like detroit.

Germans bike cops would be doing something way cooler than just riding, tho......

 

Only one thing comes to mind when I look at that pic: Ouch

"Hey guys! I got a great idea for a new stunt! Let me jump this dirtbike over your nads while you do headstands!" *punch* "Ouch"
"O CHIT! TOO SLOW! TOO SLOW! TOOSLOWTOOSLOWTOOSLOW!" *crunch* "Ouch"

 

Vee haz ballz ofs STEEEL! Fonksvahgun runs over zee ***** and ve say NOSSING!!
Yu sissy boy!!