Confessions... time to come clean.
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03-20-2008 | 08:40 AM
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Last summer I rode to the beach in board shorts, leather flip flops, and a helmet, to be cool cause I was meeting a bunch of girls. I stubbed my toe that day though, no more squid for me!
When I was ten I was being chased down the twisty slide at a mcdonalds playplace. I was so anxious and scared I crapped my pants, smearing the product all the way down as it came out of my shorts. My sister went down the slide behind me, needless to say it was an awful day for my parents.
I got arrested in munich, germany for bringing pot out of amsterdam like two years ago. I had to stand *** naked in a german police station while all my **** got searched. They let me go cause I spoke no german. On that same eurotrip, I smuggled a buddy of mine out of austria and into slovakia... the retard forgot his passport on the way out of the EU.
When I was a kid, I used to tell my little sister to smell the shampoo bottles, cause you know, it smelled like flowers, only so I could shoot it up her nose and watch her blow bubbles while she cried. I was horrible.
This is the best one: I had my 07 600 RR for like three days. I was riding behind a kid on a cruizer on a backwoods road. He got on his brake in the lean, cause he couldnt make the turn. I got on my rear brake as to not crash into him, and locked it up. The back came out, I corrected it, but by that time I was not on the road anymore. I rode across some guys front lawn, through a bush, and was stopped by his front step. I left a line all the way from the street. I never dropped it, but shes still got the beauty mark to prove it.
When I was ten I was being chased down the twisty slide at a mcdonalds playplace. I was so anxious and scared I crapped my pants, smearing the product all the way down as it came out of my shorts. My sister went down the slide behind me, needless to say it was an awful day for my parents.
I got arrested in munich, germany for bringing pot out of amsterdam like two years ago. I had to stand *** naked in a german police station while all my **** got searched. They let me go cause I spoke no german. On that same eurotrip, I smuggled a buddy of mine out of austria and into slovakia... the retard forgot his passport on the way out of the EU.
When I was a kid, I used to tell my little sister to smell the shampoo bottles, cause you know, it smelled like flowers, only so I could shoot it up her nose and watch her blow bubbles while she cried. I was horrible.
This is the best one: I had my 07 600 RR for like three days. I was riding behind a kid on a cruizer on a backwoods road. He got on his brake in the lean, cause he couldnt make the turn. I got on my rear brake as to not crash into him, and locked it up. The back came out, I corrected it, but by that time I was not on the road anymore. I rode across some guys front lawn, through a bush, and was stopped by his front step. I left a line all the way from the street. I never dropped it, but shes still got the beauty mark to prove it.
#82
03-20-2008 | 12:21 PM
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RE: Confessions... time to come clean.
ORIGINAL: pilotZ750
OMFG!!!! personaly i think that a soft kiss with tong between two women is THE most erotic think in this f@cking world!!!
OMFG!!!! personaly i think that a soft kiss with tong between two women is THE most erotic think in this f@cking world!!!
(*tongue)
#83
03-20-2008 | 12:46 PM
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RE: Confessions... time to come clean.
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
Damn j, that's heavy **** right there. I'm impressed that you own up to it though and accept responsibility, cause that's the number one thing lacking in so many people today. Also glad to hear you got your **** together. I've bullshat [SIC] with you enough to know that you are a decent dude though. Props for that post though.
ORIGINAL: jfunkRR
Where do I start?
I've been arrested 4 times, twice for DUI before I was even 20 y.o., one was the night that Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear. I've stolen money from my mother, stolen guns from my Dad,ran away from home and lived on the streets for a summer, broke into the neighbors houses, taken drugs, hit mailboxes and street signs in my car on purpose, stole my sisters 1994 Honda Accord every day after she left for college (I was 15) and I used to jump it off this road that had a sick hill on it (ALL 4 tires off the ground for 5+ seconds) and the car died with 75,000 miles on it. That's right, I killed a Honda in less than 5,000 miles. First time I stole it, it probably had 70,000 on it. Boy, those were good times. Boy, was I an *******.
So my parents are saints just in the fact that I am still alive. Of course, all this was 10-15 years ago as I completely straightened out and went to college and now I am an engineer.
I also have the problem fantasizing about women, daily.
Where do I start?
I've been arrested 4 times, twice for DUI before I was even 20 y.o., one was the night that Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear. I've stolen money from my mother, stolen guns from my Dad,ran away from home and lived on the streets for a summer, broke into the neighbors houses, taken drugs, hit mailboxes and street signs in my car on purpose, stole my sisters 1994 Honda Accord every day after she left for college (I was 15) and I used to jump it off this road that had a sick hill on it (ALL 4 tires off the ground for 5+ seconds) and the car died with 75,000 miles on it. That's right, I killed a Honda in less than 5,000 miles. First time I stole it, it probably had 70,000 on it. Boy, those were good times. Boy, was I an *******.
So my parents are saints just in the fact that I am still alive. Of course, all this was 10-15 years ago as I completely straightened out and went to college and now I am an engineer.
I also have the problem fantasizing about women, daily.
That's just the tip of the iceberg...I've almost shot my best friend with my dad's gun, but I wasn't dumb enough to pull the trigger with it pointed at him. I turned to the mirror, pulled the trigger and it went off and shot a hole right thru the wall and destroyed the mirro. I was one dumb move (2 seconds) away from changing my whole life that day...thank god I didn't pull that trigger. I was smart enough to not get caught doing anything to bad to end up in jail. I told my Dad I threw a golf ball in the house and it hit the mirror and broke it, and somehow he never noticed the spackle on the wall.
What else? The list is endless...but I was always nice to people and respectful, I just always did what I wanted to do when I wanted to do it. I used to be a real douche, but it helped me to grow into the man I am now, and I'm very proud of what I've accomplished because I did it all myself, with minimal help from my parents...and I'm a much better person today for it. I am the type that must learn everything for themselves, and always the hard way. AND I NEVER, EVER LIE. My parents beat that into me with a belt when I was younger, for every lie I got caught telling, I got strapped. So I never lied by the time I was 10, because the truth didn't hurt as much as that belt. Now, today, I am a little more brutally honest than I need to be, and I never back down either.
All my mistakes (hundreds of them)have taught me to take responsibility for my actions and I'm the best personat apologizing you have ever met.
My honesty also got other people to open up a little more and made this thread a little more entertaining now also. A few of them got me beat though...
#84
03-20-2008 | 03:02 PM
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RE: Confessions... time to come clean.
Lets see where to begin...Becides the 7 deadly sins... I am still squid... (do wear a helmet, and never sandals, but dont have the money for a nice riding jacket.
- I hit a golf ball and it took out a kid in the neigborhood's siding off the house.
- Shot out windows with a bb gun (the guy was a *****)
-Tried to take a straight 90deg turn at 45 hit some gravel and dug ruts into a guys yard... DEEP ruts and left a mud trail all the way down the road.
- Poured beer down a friends *** crack while he was high and drunk... He still thinks the roof was leaking.
- Locked a different friend in a broom closet while he was passed out drunk
- Used to hold time trials in the local state park in our cars... I hold the record at 60mph around twisting road..
- Just about got busted for drinking...3 times
- Knee droped a pop machine and broke it
I know you all have better things to do then recant these tails so ill end there
- I hit a golf ball and it took out a kid in the neigborhood's siding off the house.
- Shot out windows with a bb gun (the guy was a *****)
-Tried to take a straight 90deg turn at 45 hit some gravel and dug ruts into a guys yard... DEEP ruts and left a mud trail all the way down the road.
- Poured beer down a friends *** crack while he was high and drunk... He still thinks the roof was leaking.
- Locked a different friend in a broom closet while he was passed out drunk
- Used to hold time trials in the local state park in our cars... I hold the record at 60mph around twisting road..
- Just about got busted for drinking...3 times
- Knee droped a pop machine and broke it
I know you all have better things to do then recant these tails so ill end there
#85
03-21-2008 | 04:29 AM
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RE: Confessions... time to come clean.
ORIGINAL: jfunkRR
Kitchen untensils don't do much for me, but that's just my opinion. If it works for you, go with it. lol
(*tongue)
ORIGINAL: pilotZ750
OMFG!!!! personaly i think that a soft kiss with tong between two women is THE most erotic think in this f@cking world!!!
OMFG!!!! personaly i think that a soft kiss with tong between two women is THE most erotic think in this f@cking world!!!
(*tongue)
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