When I was in the 4 grade I was OMW home on the bus and I got really sick. I puked all over myself and the 2 other people sitting next to me. Our entire row was nothing but puke. It was awsome.

 

When I was about 9 I locked my older brother down in the cellar because I felt he had been mean to me ... only when he begged to be set free because he didn't like spiders did I concede ..lol

I opened the door and ran like hell .............

Jules

 

I slept with my buddies girlfriend when they "took a break".

I used to steal my Moms cigs and sell them to my friends... Then I started smoking my profit[:@].

I stole gas inanother Countrybecause the service guy disappeared and never sent the total into the store. I boughta bag of chips and drove off.

 

I really, really had to scratch my ***** in front of the moms of my dauther's friends...
it was a long ride and i was swetting very bad.[&:]My wife was like... what the f.ck is wrong with you?"sorry babe, had too"...

 

I fantasize about woman on occasion... Oh and last summer, I was a squid and wore tank tops and daisy dukes with just a helmet and tennis shoes.

 

kschlett... Got pics of it?

 

That would be a negative! LOL. I wasn't much for photos until the hot wife thread. I have fun posting fun pics for you guys. Especially the last one.

 

Speakin of that...I must confess that those pics make me wanna...well, um...yeah.

 

fantasize about a .......

 

OMG! REALLY?