This isnt the first time i was asked, and i have a video of my confessions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0

 

hahahah the goonies i love that movie

 

I think we need pics for proof!

 

when i was young i stole $20 from my mothers purse, strategically placed it outside minutes before we were to go out, then acted as if i "found" $20 right in front of her on our way to go shopping.......i did that about 20 years ago and confessed about it last year

theres worse but i cant divulge at the moment lol

 

Doesn't simply being here make u a squid? lol

 

Um, yeah...I'd been meaning to talk to you about that, you'll probably want to go into hiding because the police are probably looking for you...

The best line from that movie...

"Sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel." HAHAHHAAAA!!!

 

"Would you like to go the the pants party?"

 

When I was like 12 or 13 me and my piano teacher's son broke every single cinder block and window on a 3 story house that was being built in his neighbhoorhood. Never got caught.

I have been arrested two times... both by the same cop in the same apartment complex for underage drinking.

I smoked weed every day for about a year and a half at my first college then stopped completely the day I transferred schools.

I worked in a pharmacy so the pharmacist and I used to pop pills in the back right before we left work on Saturdays then Sunday we'd get together and talk about what we did.

On a brighter note, I haven't touched weed or pills since 2003.

 

I got a DUI on December 4th. I blew a .167, but I qualify for a program that allows me to take classes and pay fines in lieu of being prosecuted. I'm going to lose my license for 60 days sometime later this year. Please, no preaching or lectures. I'm opposed to drunk driving as well, and I made a poor judgement call that I will not repeat.

This is my second arrest in 2 years. I was charged with felony aggravated assault in 2006 for my part in a bar fight when I broke a bottle over a man's head after he confronted me for taking a bottle out of the bar. After arguing, he grabbed me and threw a punch, and I reacted. Truth be told, I don't even remember it. Once again, no lectures. The charges were dropped after it came to light through witnesses that I acted in defense. That doesn't make it right, as I hold myself accountable for my actions.

 

Where do I start?

I've been arrested 4 times, twice for DUI before I was even 20 y.o., one was the night that Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear. I've stolen money from my mother, stolen guns from my Dad,ran away from home and lived on the streets for a summer, broke into the neighbors houses, taken drugs, hit mailboxes and street signs in my car on purpose, stole my sisters 1994 Honda Accord every day after she left for college (I was 15) and I used to jump it off this road that had a sick hill on it (ALL 4 tires off the ground for 5+ seconds) and the car died with 75,000 miles on it. That's right, I killed a Honda in less than 5,000 miles. First time I stole it, it probably had 70,000 on it. Boy, those were good times. Boy, was I an *******.

So my parents are saints just in the fact that I am still alive. Of course, all this was 10-15 years ago as I completely straightened out and went to college and now I am an engineer.

I also have the problem fantasizing about women, daily.