yes sir!

 

I killed a guy with a trident.

 

Last month I kissed my buddies GF when he was passed out drunk at my house,becasue I was drunk and he disrespected my house that night and she is killer looking with awesome eyes. I'm not like that,but he cheats on her all the time and they have not be together that long and he's a player. She had no problem kissing me back LOL!

 

When I was a kid I would sneak off with a buddy of mine and try to be cool by "smoking" little wooden sticks (they had a hole through some of them).

In the process... I also found out that WD40 made an awesome flame thrower... which then led to burning the entire wooden fort down.

And thus ended my smoking lifestyle.

 

I need to get a little bit of fresh air... be right back!

 

Another one...

I once (when I was in highschool) shot a 4th (or 5th ?) grader in the chest with full-power BB gun rifle... from accross my friends yard, through the window... of a school bus.

My friend was in such disbelief that I did it, that he actually told the cops that he thought he did it because there was "no way" that I could have.

This almost got me banned from the district...

I still owe my friend a BB gun... he never got it back (taken as evidence).

 

EDIT: Im a slow poster, so now it makes no sense

 

i like spinners, not the rims.... the girls and if u dont know wut i mean urban dictionary it.

i have never been to a strip club, i was about to in and thet told us 20 bucks for the last half hour they r open, so that choice was easy.

my sister was mad my mom gave me her diet coke and was bitchin so i went inside put soap in it and gave it to her, she was ast the faucet rinsing her mouht out for 10 mins. That showed her not to ask for my soda. i think i was about 4-5.

 

o and i got detention for hitting a seagul with a tennis ball ( mind you that it was 20 feet in the air flying past us, to be honest i impressed myself and thought it was totally worth it)

 

yeah me too......