umm well, i have not killed anyone yet-that will probably change if i succeed in getting the job i want. Other than that ive done/do most everything mentioned so save me a spot down there. my drinking alone would be plenty to put me away.

 

I normally get wasted 2 nights a week, and then drive that 1 mile home.
when my wife cheated on me I brushed my dogs teeth with her toothbrush
I almost always run stop signs...and sometimes red lights too.
I was going 110mph down the interstate 2 weeks ago...but I normally don't do that just one of those midnight cruises and no cars on the road



and "when i think about jules i touch myself jk. seriously tho" HAHA I don't care who you are thats funny

 

dude....don't drink and drive or drink and ride. if not for you do it for the 11 year old kid you might kill who will never get to experiance a ride on a motorcycle

 

True...I did it and I regret it, but this is not a chastise thread. It is a thread to let complete strangers into your closet of skeletons...and to find out who has Jules in their spank bank.

 

you're right i'm sorry for hurting the spirit of the thread but glad i got that out there. now i just need to figure out how i can get that girl to spank me withought doing anything wrong....any ideas guys?

 

Marijuana
Extacy
LSD
psilocybin
Adderall
(none of which I do anymore, except the A ina bottle....)
Drinking
Smoking while drinking
Got pulled over doing 135 the other day and got a warning. (I consider my sins forgiven on that cause someone was watching out for me)
Pulling the pork
****
Sloth (guitar)
Overall dirty thoughts

Theres a bad boy for ya. The great part about all this is i dont believe in hell. But jules i'll see you in my dreams again tonight. Muah

 

I'll just skip the confessions bit and head straight for Spirit's Basement.........

 

Hah, you scared her outta here.

 

no. jules and i are cool....she's just...she's around here somewhere...awe crap.

 

Sometimes I don't immediately wash Foxy 2 when she gets dirty. [sm=helpout.gif]

I know, I know.........take me to the guillotine.