The Confession Box
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RE: The Confession Box
I slashed someone's radiator hoses.
The guy was being a *****. He worked in the building next to where I work. Kept parking in the wrong spot and blocking people in and overall giving everyone crap. So, around 3 in the morning, I paid him a visit. I was 17 at the time.
Someone else, later, keyed his car when it was at work.
The guy was being a *****. He worked in the building next to where I work. Kept parking in the wrong spot and blocking people in and overall giving everyone crap. So, around 3 in the morning, I paid him a visit. I was 17 at the time.
Someone else, later, keyed his car when it was at work.
RE: The Confession Box
Forgive me feline, for I have sinned. It has been 24 hours since my last confession. Upon further reflection, it occurs to me that I neglected to mention a few long-forgotten sins. Notably : while a minor, I had ( consentual ) sex with, and contributed to the delinquency of same. Rioting, looting, arson, receiving stolen property, transportation of contraband across International & State borders, illegal entry of & residence in foriegn countries, and involvement in gay ****. There is probably more that I have forgotten, but I feel I have established that I was a bad boy. I never (physically) hurt anyone, lied, cheated, stole, or ratted.
I humbly beg Thy forgiveness. I can only say I was a product of my times and environment. It all seemed like a good idea at the time. I was a bad boy, but it made me a good man. Pace, Gris.
"Do not lie, except to save a life. Do not cheat, except to cheat death. Do not steal, except to steal a heart."___Momma.
I humbly beg Thy forgiveness. I can only say I was a product of my times and environment. It all seemed like a good idea at the time. I was a bad boy, but it made me a good man. Pace, Gris.
"Do not lie, except to save a life. Do not cheat, except to cheat death. Do not steal, except to steal a heart."___Momma.
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RE: The Confession Box
ORIGINAL: crashkhanman
1) I backed into a telephone poll in the middle of the night and caused $1500.00 damages to my car. I picked up the pieces and parked my car on the street outside of my apt. and made it look like a hit and run. Filed a police report and got it covered as no fault accident [&:]
2) I'm a singlemalein college...do the math
1) I backed into a telephone poll in the middle of the night and caused $1500.00 damages to my car. I picked up the pieces and parked my car on the street outside of my apt. and made it look like a hit and run. Filed a police report and got it covered as no fault accident [&:]
2) I'm a singlemalein college...do the math
I'll make sure to keep that in mind
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RE: The Confession Box
OK. I'm in. I've voyure/lurked long enough. Hmmmm, that's one right there, huh?
I returned to work after nipping out to grab a sub sandwich. Stuffedit in my leather jacketand rode back. Went throught a construction zone on the way. Big smiles from the flag girls. Once in the parking lotI notice my sub sandwich has slid phalus like out of the jacket. That's what they were laughing at. It was an accident! Really! I swear!
Old Crow
I returned to work after nipping out to grab a sub sandwich. Stuffedit in my leather jacketand rode back. Went throught a construction zone on the way. Big smiles from the flag girls. Once in the parking lotI notice my sub sandwich has slid phalus like out of the jacket. That's what they were laughing at. It was an accident! Really! I swear!
Old Crow
