ok jules....5 pages is enough....lets hear it!

 

Where are the confessions?

I'm pleading the fifth.

 

+1!!!

 

I have a beer or two when I get home....don't think that is a sin.
I smoke cigarettes(nothing else)....don't think that is a sin.
I speed on occasion.....don't see it asa sin.
I swear on occasion....don't see that as a sin.
I fart in public....don't see that as a sin.

I think I am an angel of sorts!

 

^^ i swear all the ****ing time [sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

...Sometimes I rape my fist. [&:]

 

Oh well here goes ...

*stands up ..coughs ..ahem!!* ... my name is Jules and I am a compulsive speeder ..there, said it!!


I dont mean I am a nutter or use excessive speed but I seem incapable of sticking to any speed limit ..EVAR!! ..lol

In a 30mph zone its 40!! ... on our motorways which have 70mph limits I am between 80-90 mph hour with regular blasts upto 110 -120 mph where I get the chance ..I just cant stop winding on and playing with the throttle ..I can never just sit and cruise at a steady speed ..oh no, my speed is up and down constantly


You see this sign ...



^^^
Well the truth is I erm .. kinda ...dont!! .. I ride far too fast for such a quiet and sleepy village ..I have actually had the locals come upto me in the shop and say "slooow it down missy!!" ... the truth is I cant, I am counter steering kitteh and I just want to go vroom vroom!!

I have had lots of points over the years for speeding and have even been sent on a speed awareness course ... what did it achieve, well now I am just more aware that I am speeding ..lol

I really need to slow down ...

Jules

 

^^that CANT be all of it...cmon fess up!

 

What are you expecting lol ..I used to be a hooker?? ..lol

Ok one more thing .. we have a system of vehicle test certificates called M.O.T. s and our bikes and cars have to be taxed, thats what that disc is ..its an anual tax charge usually about £45 a year for a 600cc bike, cars are pricey at about £185 per year ... you cant get a tax disc without a valid MOT certificate and an insurance certificate ... I will get an MOT and then put 6 months tax on the car or bike, this way I can get a further 12 months tax and not have to worry about the MOT expiring ..so I often run well over on the MOT date ..it kinda just buys me time to do anything that needs fixing instead of putting me off the road until I can get it MOT'd ... police often check your tax disc when parked up or passing but not the MOT .. its harder to do this these days though with computerised checks because they can check from the police car if you have valid MOT ..

Jules

 

Oh hell ..alright ..alright!! ..when I was about ten years old I got a big dog to chase my best friend up the road ..I knew the dog was evil and a menace to society .. we were cycling past the road where it lived and I told her it was a real friendly dog..lol ..it chased her and it bit her hard on the *** and it could have been nasty but I still laugh today over it!!

Jules