^ Sucks for you then Voodoo, Jones is hurt, and romo is out 4-5 weeks, so TO will suffer im sure.

 

Tonight I celebrate with a ***** throbbing with blood. I will aim it at my wife later, and she'll be like, "You arenever romantic anymore...stop touching me!!!". I'll tell her to eat it because I won both of my fantasy league match-ups this week (as of tonight)...and I will win at my fantasy sex league after she has gone to bed. Hahahaha...I feel like that skeleton guy from HE-Man holding some gay assed sword that gets struck by lightning and he takes over the Universe. Baby Jesus loves my teams tonight. He is also punishing my opponents for never trading with me...sorry Champ (who had Burris), I try to help you, and you keep declining my trade offers. You are getting what you deserve. Sorry nameless dude in my other league who had Manning...you are ghey...and Baby Jesus hates your team, too. Anyway, I am just trying to be humble as usual. Voodoo out...

 

^^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

voodoo...once again (not like i need it to find about 99.9% of everything you say absolutely hilarious) the "devils lettuce" has me pissing my pants at another one of you posts

 

5-1 I **** excellence.

 

Yeah, Voodoo, Felix Jones got hurt so he had no touches, and Barber didn't run all over the Cards, but he had 11 catches and like 120 yds receiving.

My team got -7 from the Giants D last night, and I still won by 35. Hayden, your next buddy, I'm a going to whoop your ***!!

Also, I got Houshmandzadeh up for trade. He's gonna ride my pine now that my team is getting healthy...I'd like a good TE back or top defense maybe... I still got like 5-6 stud WR's... does nobody need a WR?!?!? Somebody must, because I have them all!!!

Back on track... next victim, HAYDEN!!!

 

you can play me if you are so ready for a loss

 

I believe we already played, and I SHOULD have beat you but I had more points on the bench than in my line-up... next time, I'll get you!!

 

Blockbuster Trade b/t me and DLuv just went down... I now got my QB and TE...watch out!!

 

I am warm and fuzzy about this trade like I was when I traded Steven Jackson. Nice doing business with you Funk.

 

I'm gonna have to say, interesting trade. only time will tell on who's the moron on this one