Mate, At my age, with my eyesight & after a few beers I'm lucky to be able to locate my fly, (let alone pee straight.) and I'm impressed when some friends manage to get the glass to their mouth without half of it running down their shirts.
Where does your friend perform? has he been on Oz TV? I'm about a 100 clicks North of Sydney, so we don't always get a lot of stuff thats going on down there.

 

bush had nothing at all to do with that shirt. city hall began selling those to help generate money for the beautification effort and social programs. they've been selling really well to locals. most people who have never been here wouldn't recognise that the lettering is exactly like the blue and white ceramic street tiles we have.

edit: but you're absolutely right, nagin is a complete douchebag. he doesn't even halfway think things through, and puts his foot in his mouth every 5 minutes. what a guy, lol.

 

Nagin, SO many quotable moments:

"Ya know, I'm not one of them drug addicts."

 

I can't get this out my mind...