I'm picking his name was Bob. Here's another;

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few
seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.


Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.


Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

 

Yes, but, if his head goes under they call him Duncan.

 

You must know the guy with a rabbit stuck up his ****...I think his name's Warren.

Here's another joke;

Computer passwords.

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:



P...E...N...I...S



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:







**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

 

Where is everybody? Ah well, I'll just carry on.


So...

A blind guy walks into a pub with his faithful guide dog leading him safely through the maze of tables. He approaches the bar and proceeds to swing the poor dog round and round him by its harness.

The barman, quite shocked by this behaviour, yells out "Hey mate! What do you think you're doing?"

The blind guy replies "Just having a look around."

 

Yeah, I know it was pretty bad. I got it out of one of today's local papers, I smiled slightly so thought it was good enough to post since NOBODY ELSE IS BOTHERING.

Hopefully things will pick up a bit soon. Where's Mr. Fishy? Surely the spammers aren't that prolific?

 

I can't speak for mr Fishy, but I've had a couple of new members to deal with - 150+ without the usual spammers.

I also was rear ended in my lil "ute" yesterday so have whiplash and a ****ing sore back. Oh and I have a concussion which makes me want to throw up all the time.

Funny old couple of days.

Fluck dis I'm off to bed.

Night boys, sorry no joke - except what happened.

 

****! That's bad news Pete, hope you manage to get some rest and make a speedy recovery.

 

**** Pete, that's no good! Be bloody careful with your head for a couple of weeks, concussion is a serious business. TYB got it last year playing footy (I think I posted about it) and we aged years.

Get well soon mate.