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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 01:18 AM
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I have an 800 000 unit I carry when riding...........................
A taxi operator cut me off recently, so I waited for the light to go red at the next intersection, cruised up next to him, and well, his arm was hanging out of the window............................................ .....
Suffice it to say he stalled the taxi, and I cruised off laughing.
Revenge is SWEEEEEEEEEEEET !!!
 
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Old Jul 18, 2009 | 08:27 AM
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Zippy the Zappy 'cane rider
 
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Old Jul 19, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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Ah Pete! These are the things that keep us young at heart!

Mo , love the description man! Tell me you made it up !
 
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Old Jul 19, 2009 | 03:16 PM
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Mo you had me crying with that story, my side still aches.
Pete you should know better, but what a bloody good idea!! did it blow all the bulds and fuses too??
 
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Old Jul 19, 2009 | 10:11 PM
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Quick one then before Pete drops a big un on us again

What has 100 ***** and screws old ladies?

Bingo
 
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Old Jul 19, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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Going to have to give this up now ..........all the good material is gone or at least
I must be the last to hear it ! LOL adios ZZZZZZZZZZ
 
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Old Jul 19, 2009 | 10:42 PM
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Makes you wonder, don't it steve..

This is one of my favorites...

Q: Where does virgin wool come from?


A: Ugly sheep.
 
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