Do you see how torn up that guy's fingers are? He gets bitten.

 

Keen observation, House. I expected you to say: "Snake in the grass?? I have a snake in the grass in my pants."

 

It's more akin to a worm.

 

Oh I just wanted to share.
My intoxicated girlfriend didn't notice a snake was crawling fast towards her and I pushed her over to step on the snake only to see the thing look at me and say: "Imma bite chu!"
It ran away but I went for it, stepped on the neck, held it and crushed its head with my shoe. I didn't crush it totally but it wrecked his jaw, for sure.
T'was 4 feet long.

 

I thought you were going to say you pushed her out of the way, and fell on top of her, and a REALLY dangerous snake reared his head, and jumped out of your pants.............
hehehe

 

Well now we all know how Trout snagged all them Stripers back a few weeks
ago.................*****

 

Did he use the 'trouser worm' or the trusty 'mattress maggot' for bait?

 

WTH are you talking about, sprock. House has the worm in his pants.... he uses it to catch old birds....lol..
I have an albino boa.

And you use a Hopkins for stripers.

 

Ok guys, it has been below freezing here for a week now. I just looked out the window and I did not see any snakes.