Read a fitness magazine at work today(was bored). There was a "serious" survey made in Japan among motorcyclists. The result were that 25 percent of them/us cant get a hard on Other conclusion was it was probably why they bought a motorcycle to be tough. The survey was used in a american institute. The hilarious is there was only 150 in the survey But it was a good laugh and i found a few reasons for why other than the ones in the article.

1. The bike always starts
2. the bike never yells at you unless you asked for it
3. the bike always gets hot after foreplay
4. the bike always likes a "run"
5. the bike never has headache

Im sure you guys and girls can help with other funny "facts", maybe we should send the result to the institute

 

The bike doesn't mind if you ride other bikes...................
Bikes don't mind if you own more than one
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You can play around with two bikes at the same time , but you can't ride both at the same time

You need to wear protection while riding in case of accidents

 

Bikes always like a good lube job !
A Bike can be kept in the dark !
Bikes appreciate a set maintenance schedule !

 

The bike will suck and blow as much as you want...

 

A bikes natural position is laying down

 

You can get a bike naked anytime YOU want .
A bike will not ask if this CORBIN seat makes me look fat.
If you are running late your bike don't care.
Your Bike does not care if you look at other bikes.

 

$$$ The bike is cheaper to keep. $$$

$$$ You stop making payments on the bike after you get rid of it. $$$

 

The bike always sings in tune.
The bike doesn't care if you fart in it's direction.
The bike loves a hard ride.