.........and don't forget the bell/horn on the handlebars..........and put a white basket with one of those colorful-twirling windmill thingys on the front. That would complete the whole "little-girls bicycle" look.

 

Good to see that I'm not the only jackass on this site. I'll let you know if I get the ***** to do it. Last year was a pretty rough looking crowd. They do have a stunt team coming this year, so maybe I'll have some fellow sportbikers.