Why no mention of the pelvis in the OP?

Why would the police show up (or even measure distance) for a no0b wheelie screwup?

 

Couldn't have happened to me. I know the inherent risk of wheelies, and respect my body and my money enough to not waste either on one.

 

woogie must be Latin for wisdom because that reply showed a lot of it.

 

At least the imaginary dog didn't get imaginarily run over lol. I'm surprised no one has wondered how impossible it is to flip a bike over backward by "snapping the throttle". Oh, wait, yeah, it's called the "bounce back up" phenomenon...rare, but deadly. lol


Policeman: "Oh my goodness, son, are you alright...how's your *** bone, I just wanted to come into the hospital and see if you're okay, and to tell you, we had to buy a whole ****load of measuring tapes and a magnifying glass to find exactly whe.re you flipped over and then accurately assess the incredible distance after both you and your bike magically landed on a Persian flying rug. 435 feet! That's far! Now, as soon as you are released, we need you to come down to the station and identify the dog that did this to you...okay? We've cornered over a dozen prime suspects, but none of them are talking. Even with bacon. And we also suspect the tooth fairy may be involved, but unless you cooperate by sucking on these special sugar cubes, you will be of no help. Okay, son? There, there, it's just a dream."

 

Maybe we should use imaginary sympathy?

 

No it's all true, I read the police report and he did slide 435 feet.Local Highway Department wastesting some kind of new Teflon road surface, y'know the same stuff they put on no-stick frying pans and he just happened to crash right there. The dog he ran over slid 437 feet, it's all right there in the report.

Kruz