Do you have a serious case of ADD?

 

bolts in the tank bag

i dont know what happened
it looks like a rusty bolt that just flew up off the highway to me officer
i dont know how it went through that guys windshield

 

ADD??? I surf, watch 2 tv's, listen to music, read , think, and plan, +++... all at the same time !!!!!!!!! Hmmm...
Clean and free, Ripp'n ... the name, says it all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It was really retarded, but for some reason, It was gut instinct.

There was this little girl (high-school age) and she was on the cell phone. She was on my tire, and I mean I heard her lock up her brakes twice to avoid hitting me. At the next stop light, I pulled up to her window (hers was down) and told her to get off the phone a pay attention. She gave me that "whatever" hand in the face guesture. ....... I got pissed.

I got off the bike, grabbed her cell phone, and slammed it on the ground. It shattered into pieces. BEST feeling I've ever felt (better than SEX!! LOL!!!!!!). Now that I look back, it was really retarded, but I feel that I did my part to send a stern message to the cellphone driving community.

 

Yeah..SAY NO TO CELL PHONE DRIVING A'HOLES!!

In SIngapore..your licence will be revoked if caught twice. Man, dun even mention the compound you'll have to pay!!

 

I`ve done it a few times, nothing malicious, just a thump on the door with the side of my boot to make them realize what they are doing. Ive folded a mirror or two also.

 

Been there done that many times.

 

Just the other day I was cut of once by some woman and I beeped the horn and she was suprised and was truly sorry for what she had done. Then some Ahole in a Ford ranger pulled right over on me[:@]. I beeped and got nothing so I tapped the throttle and got beside the cab and the dude still did not see me. So I slapped the window hard 2 times and waved at him. Scared the sheet out of him. Thought about punching the window with the AXO carbon knuckles but thought bettter of it.

 

worse i ever had was on a 2 lane turn lane the woman beside me in the outside lane decided to cut to the inside lane while stilll in the turn, her bumper clipped my rear tire enough to make it kick out
i dont know how i saved it but at the light i told her that we had just been in an accident and she needed to pull over so we could call the cops and get insurance info

she laughed and said
its just a bike who cares and ran the red light to get away

 

Did you get her plates and call it in that she left the scene of an accident? Man, if would have gone balistic if that would have happened to me!