Wear a nice little necklace of fake hand grenades, rip one off and throw through the side window of the bastard's car, then he will be to busy to follow you and beat you up! Both by finding the grenade and wiping his pants...

 

LOL, reminds me of a story my old service manager told me. When he went out shopping one day, some guy kept tailgating him (riding really close). So he starts grabbing fruits and veggies then tossing them out the window. When they started exploding on this guys windshield he stopped tailgating him.

 

The police were trialling a gadget a bit like a TAZER, but for stopping cars. It would fire the same darts on wires but a single burst of "mega volts" would fry the cars brain and it would instantly cut out.
The only trouble they came across was the car would invariably crash (cant see the downside myself)

 

I want one..........
Maybe fire the darts into the driver........

 

Not that I've done it but I know a lot of riders here carry a pocket of ball bearings. After a major near miss or hit & run they take off after them & once past throw the bearings back at the windscreen. The problem with any physical retaliation is that it is no longer a traffic violation but criminal, not to mention that you may cause a larger accident &/or you are the one without the protection in a incident. Hard to do but keep your cool. I fail regularly but try try until you succeed.

 

Yeah your right mate , I guess we need to rise above it after all they got 2 tons of metal sez it's their right of way